Mr. Forthright – “How To Pass A Drug Test”

or “Golden Flow Eval”, or “Whiz Quiz”.

Anderson Cooper on Pat Robertson

How Old Are Your Ears? (Hearing Test)

Pretty accurate. I’m 37, and it hit the mark perfectly. One of the biggest annoyances of childhood was being able to hear the ultra-high pitch of a cathode ray tube (CRT) monitor or television being turned on, up to several rooms away. I’m actually thankful that my hearing has gotten worse over the years.

Groovy Grandma (Epic Win)

Bruce Willis is Kind of a Douche

More info here: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/bruce-willis-awkward-interview-red-2-british-radio

Okay, I understand he doesn’t like interviews. There was an interview years ago for Die Hard 4 (I think), on ZDTV / G4TV (again, I’m not positive) where the interviewer went off-script for a couple questions, and Bruce tore him (or her, I’m really bad at remembering things today) a new asshole. But the interviewer in this case doesn’t appear to have a strict script, and it’s a freaking 5 minute interview. The least he could do is not be a total prick about it, do the interview, and get the hell out of there for a beer or something. It must be tough to be a multi-millionaire with a 10th house in Sun Valley, Idaho, having to actually work for FIVE F***ING MINUTES.

Edit: I found a Fark link to the TechTV (I was close, since ZDTV became TechTV, which was bought out by G4TV…whatever) interview I was trying to remember (a link I can’t reach due to a firewall, natch). The Fark comments link is here: http://www.fark.com/comments/462727/3173725#c3173725

Old Newsreels of People Over 100 Years Old (in the 1920s and 1930s)

I’m sure a couple of those Russian claims are fake, but who knows. via http://misscellania.blogspot.com/2013/05/never-too-old-to-fall-in-love.html

Grandma Says Hi

TV Upgrade

86-Year Old Gymnast

Chuck Norris Doesn’t Like The Separation Between Church and State

What a total douche. This is why I hate it when my movie heroes actually speak without a script to go by.