@OMaraRules Man, weddings are awesome now. I mean, I got to wear spats which totally kicked ass. But as a whole, it was rather 20th century. 1 week ago
@Elisha_Kee It's not, Keanna. You're still in the 3rd grade, and you fell asleep during a math quiz. Wake Up!!! 1 week ago
RT @wallacemick: EU shows a lack of tolerance towards many countries who don't bow to #US Imperialism but dares not question US who spend $… 2 weeks ago
George's GF wants a "no phones at dinner" rule. G: "We had a good thing going, Jerry! Now we're supposed to talk? That can only end badly!" 6 years ago
After her fuck buddy texts her that she should come over to "watch Netflix," Elaine is pissed when he actually just wants to watch Netflix. 6 years ago
Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!" 6 years ago
When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good 6 years ago
Elaine’s autocorrect makes her look racist in front of her new boss. E:“Why would they even program that in?” J:“I’m sure they didn’t!" 7 years ago
Kramer thinks the NSA is spying on him, so he goes "off the grid." Except he uses Jerry's phone, computer & email. "You're just on MY grid!" 7 years ago
When the WiFi George usually steals suddenly has a password, he becomes addicted to trying to “hack” in. J:“Just get your own!” G:“NEVER!" 7 years ago
Jerry meets an amazing woman on JDate but when he begins to suspect she's faking her Judaism, Kramer volunteers to investigate. 7 years ago
George refuses to listen to his GF's voicemails, gets dumped. “It’s 2015! Send a text! I don’t want to hear your voice if I don’t have to!” 7 years ago
RT @AnnieTodd96: I just want to give a little more context to this video, especially considering I dropped my phone and I think that gives… 4 hours ago
Crash reported at 41st Street and Minnesota Avenue. 7 hours ago
Crash reported at 12th Street and Marion Road. 7 hours ago
scanner report: someone walked into the casey's at 1901 e 10th st, said they'd been stabbed and then ran off near the taco johns 9 hours ago
Fire department has responded to a grass fire near the northbound off-ramp of I-29 at 41st Street. 9 hours ago
Report of a vehicle that hit the menu order board at Burger King on W. 12th Street. 11 hours ago
RT @cartoonnetwork: Head down to Fungietown and see what Seth is up to! 🦕🍄 Watch "New Pam in Town" FULL EPISODE on YouTube now!
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RT @sharimhmartinez: Last night the police in Oakland MURDERED one of my former students, one of my babies. They shot him 40 times. I don’t… 2 years ago
RT @wordsofpoppy: Habeas corpus has effectively been suspended since a #NewYork state judge just ruled the NYPD can hold anyone arrested (i… 2 years ago
RT @javsy: How is nobody talking about how New York has suspended Habeas Corpus?
This means cops can detain whoever they want - indefinite… 2 years ago
RT @WBFO: Just about an hour ago, police officers shove man in Niagara Square to the ground (WARNING: Graphic). Video from: @MikeDesmondWBF… 2 years ago
RT @NycoleKJosephMD: Be aware of the issues, don't ignore them
Recognize your own biases
Call out microaggressions and overt racism
Be an u… 2 years ago
Gotta hand it to them, those NWA guys can write a jingle 2 years ago