Monthly Archives: June 2009
Har har har. 🙂
(By the way, it’s his 519th birthday today. One year for every pound. ZING!)
Speaking of Metropolis…was the city originally named Metropolis when it was just a small village or town…I mean, if so, the founders were really, really optimistic. Or their definition of Metropolis was a lot different than mine.
Oh, the Capitol Pride parade is today, by the way. Enjoy.
One Hundred truths about Jesus, and their references in the Bible. Great for outsmarting so-called Bible nerds. “Hebrews 2.14, beatch!”
Low tech fixes for high tech problems. Example: Your cellphone’s battery loses its charge really fast. Possible cause: Your pocket is too warm, causing the battery to burn through faster than if the phone were kept in a cooler environment.
Teenage audio test. (Scroll to the bottom of the page). I love this one, on account of my weird corkscrew ear canals I inherited from my Dad. I can still hear this, and other high-pitch sounds. I can usually tell if a television is on (and muted) in the next room due to the high pitch hum it emits from simply being powered up.
I often run into problems while geocaching, where my coordinates for a cache actually put me in a spot up to 100 feet away. Although I’m not trying to demolish a house using coordinates alone.
Also, there’s a new bill that would force television stations to TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON ADVERTISEMENTS!! Even with Tivo, I still get inundated with these INSANELY LOUD ADS.
I made it two minutes before the dark thoughts started to creep in…
Two funny YTMND animated gifs.
You don’t win friends with salad.
Hamster Dance in slow motion = Disney’s Robin Hood